Miss USA

[Regular]

My step sister looks exactly like her!:cry

[Masherbrum]

[B@tfinkV]

if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.

[SteveBailey]

Originally posted by B@tfinkV
if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.

If you  are saying you wouldn't hit that, you're gay or a liar.

Maybe... dead.  

Heck I think I'd get out of my grave for that... never mind the dead part.

[soda72]

Originally posted by B@tfinkV
if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.

We all know the story of British women...

[B@tfinkV]

Originally posted by SteveBailey
If you  are saying you wouldn't hit that, you're gay or a liar.

Maybe... dead.  

Heck I think I'd get out of my grave for that... never mind the dead part.

lol im not gay, dont think im dead.



i just have a serious aversion to any potato that pastes that much make up on.


my girlfriend never wears any makeup, or earrings, jewelry, any of that crap. shes plain and natural and she looks the hottest thing ive ever seen even in the mornings.



that wench there has more make-up on her lips alone thanmy girl has worn in the 9 years ive known her (been with her 4 of those years....woooot!)



honestly, if 'miss america' was spread eagled and naked on a huge double bed and beckoning me towards her i would laugh and throw her a towel.



now...if i was suddenly single, and hadnt got laid in a few months......hell yeah she'd get it.....but i would sneak out when she was asleep and give her a fake name.


i bet she is a whine filled bag of social manipulatory dogchit.


and being brittish i would instantly give her gingervitus anyhow.


maybe she could swap me some herpes, which i hear at least 50% of americans are contaminated with either oraly or on the privates.


now thats teeth shatteringly worrying.

[Ball]

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Please let it be known that Batfink does not speak for the rest of the UK male population.

[Ball]

Originally posted by B@tfinkV
and being brittish i would instantly give her gingervitus anyhow..

God help us.  You can't even spell British.

[SteveBailey]

"i just have a serious aversion to any potato that pastes that much make up on."


It's a glamour shot, of course she's going to have some make up on.





"honestly, if 'miss america' was spread eagled and naked on a huge double bed and beckoning me towards her i would laugh and throw her a towel."

Liar





"maybe she could swap me some herpes, which i hear at least 50% of americans are contaminated with either oraly or on the privates."

Are you dumb enough to believe that?

[aztec]

Originally posted by cav58d
I'm sorry you have no sense of humor aztec.  You're going to have to work on that.  

Actually my response was in humor...I'll try to remember to use the appropriate gaycon next time.

[B@tfinkV]

It's a glamour shot, of course she's going to have some make up on.


sure, and all glamour girls are make up plastered potatos.  I think the 'first world' is a sickening display of this kind of thing. From consumer madness to ugly 'done up' trash potatos like that one, i feel sick just thinking about becoming part of the flock of sheep that feels attracted to women like this.


Liar

says you.  i have carnal relations with the same girl on average 5 times a week.   I'm not so desperate that just because she is 'miss america' i would sleep with her.


I hearby swear on my mothers grave that i would not sleep with that potato even if she paid me.







Are you dumb enough to believe that?


are you all really dumb enough to think we dont have private dentistry in england?








"originaly posted by ball"

no i dont speak for the general UK male population, who dont get laid more than once a month, and then only with half human slappers from the local meat market.




put it on permanant record: "whilst in my current relationship, I would not hit that if it paid me."

[SteveBailey]

are you all really dumb enough to think we dont have private dentistry in england?

Will you please refer me to my quote where I discuss this in any manner whatsoever? Even if it's in the slightest way hinted at would be OK, just point it out to me where I discuss dentistry in England.

I hearby swear on my mothers grave that i would not sleep with that potato even if she paid me.

I imagine your mother was a kind and honest person. I'm going to continue to call you liar!  LIAR!

[Maverick]

The only question I have for batfink, is why he thinks anyone here gives a rodent posterior what he would hit or not. His opinion of any young lady, particularly one he has not met or have any personal knowledge of or even if he can spell British.

[B@tfinkV]

LOL mav, it wasnt me that forced my opinions on anyone, but should i be able to defend my opions if im called 'lair?'

if you had any real argument you wouldnt need to pick me up about a typo  



Steve:


you're entitled to your opinion



and im afraid you take the flak from soda's joke




relax dude, you seem so eager to prove that i would hit miss america? why?





seriously, if you can set it up i will walk into the room, laugh at her naked body, then walk out.



would that help you believe me?

[Neubob]

Originally posted by Eagler
why?
seems to be an accurate representation of todays youth and their values/morals ...

Yup... While the youth of your generation was known as the epitome of human morality and good old American Values.