excuses you tried to get you out of tickets

[DREDIOCK]

My wife did this one once.
Wasnt an excuse but it made him laugh enough to let her go.

She got pulled over for speeding. Upon the officer telling her this she responded with
"I dont suppose unbuttoning my shirt and exposing my breasts would help me would it?"

The cop laughed. said "sJust low it down" handed her licence,etc back and walked away

[-Concho-]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I dont try excuses.
I just wave may hand once between he and I and say "your sorry, you thought I was someone else"

and he says
"Im sorry, I thought you were someone else"
an then he just walks back to his car and drives away

Man that happened to me just the other day.

I drove straight home, stripped down to my skivvies, and sat in a dark closet.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by -Concho-
Man that happened to me just the other day.

I drove straight home, stripped down to my skivvies, and sat in a dark closet.

I know.

[Red Tail 444]

Originally posted by Hornet33
I've never tried to talk my way out of a ticket but have gotten out of them by being respectfull and not giving the officers any crap.

I did help a kid get a ticket awhile back though:D  Some punk Navy kid pulled up beside me at a light. I was in the right hand lane and there was a cop sitting at the intersection. Anyway this kid didn't see the cop and he's reving his engine and giving me the old "Lets go" look. I held the brakes on my truck and goosed it a bit so it would jump and then looked over at the cop. He's looking at me with this "your not going to do what I think your going to do" look on his face. I looked back over at this kid and gave him a nod. Light turned green and this kid roasts his tires all the way through the intersection while I sat at the light and let the cop pull out in front of me.

I had to honk the horn and wave as I passed by a block up the road. The cop was laughing and the kid was flipping me the bird. O'well I hate those punks with their little rice burner cars with a trash can muffler hanging out the back. I'm sure the spoiler the size of a garage door really helps on a front wheel drive car. Idiots.

Nice one!

those rice burners are jokes, and tose toys would never create the amount of speed necessary to justify welding a barn door in their trunk.

[MiloMorai]

Never been to a NOPI drag race then, have you?

[Vulcan]

Originally posted by -Concho-
LOL,

We're knocking down $100,000.00 to $1,000,000.00 currency seizures off drug runners and we're worried about your piddly $150 speeding ticket.

Right....

Drive right and you'll never hear from us.

You've been watching to much Miami Vice again.

[rabbidrabbit]

heh, I was thinking the same thing... what percentage of officers ever made a 100k bust never mind 1mill...

[Airscrew]

Originally posted by Vulcan
You've been watching to much Miami Vice again.

originally posted by  rabbidrabbit
heh, I was thinking the same thing... what percentage of officers ever made a 100k bust never mind 1mill...

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Oct 5, 2005, 06:52 PM MDT

EL PASO, TX. - Officials with the West Texas Stash House unit make another large drug bust, this time in the Upper Valley. Officers found 961 pounds of marijuana at a house in the 4200 block of Hookheath..

Officers arrested two men, 30-year-old Edgar Ochoa and 31-year-old Jaime Diaz. Both men are charged with Possession of Marijuana. Officials tell ABC-7 that the value of the pot is more than $700,000

Both men are being held at the El Paso County Jail under bonds of $100,000 each.


Aug 25, 2005, 11:26 AM Email to a Friend Printer Friendly Version

SOCORRO, TX. - Border Patrol agents in Fabens and officers from the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) in El Paso siezed more than 7,525 of marijuana from a vehicle and suspected "stash house" in the Lower Valley.

Officials tell ABC-7 that the seizure occurred when Border Patrol agents conducted an immigration stop on a van on Texas Highway 20, west of the Ysleta Port of Entry. The driver brought the van to an abrupt halt and attempted to flee on foot toward the Rio Grande levee.

After a short foot chase, the subject was apprehended. The subject told agents that the van contained marijuana. A subsequent search of the van revealed approximately 2,300 pounds of marijuana.

Working with information from the Texas DPS, agents suspected that this seizure was only part of a larger stash of narcotics. Border Patrol agents and DPS Narcotics officers went to a home in Socorro. Officers theorized that the van left the home earlier in the day.

At the house, four males attempted to flee but were apprehended on the property. Once agents investigated the home, more drugs were found. The drugs found in the home had the same markings as those found in the van earlier the same day.

Agents seized approximately 5,225 pounds of marijuana from the home. Officers tell ABC-7 that the four men, the van and druges were transported to the Texas DPS office where the green leafy substance was weighed and tested positive to marijuana.

The estimated value of the seized drugs is more than $6 million. To date, in fiscal year 2005, agents in the El Paso Sector have made 1,154 drug seizures, valued at approximately $151 million.

[dmf]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
My wife did this one once.
Wasnt an excuse but it made him laugh enough to let her go.

She got pulled over for speeding. Upon the officer telling her this she responded with
"I dont suppose unbuttoning my shirt and exposing my breasts would help me would it?"

The cop laughed. said "sJust low it down" handed her licence,etc back and walked away

Just a reminder to everybody, this tactic ONLY works with MALE police officers.

[midnight Target]

Well, I was doing 120 down I-20 when I saw the meatball in the rear view of the VW minbus. I quickly put out the joint and tossed the bong out the passenger window.  I popped all 100 hits of the acid I was taking to a Dead concert to sell with the pound of cocaine I just received from my buddy in Peru.

As I was slowing down I sideswiped a church bus full of nuns and sent them off an overpass onto a bus full of war heroes returning from a PTSD convention. Luckily the Coke went with them. As I was spinning to a stop I hit a homeless man and sent him through the windshield of some lady's car. She was so scared she kept on driving.

The minibus rolled twice and landed on it's tires on the side of the interstate. The cop approached with his gun pulled and anger in his eyes. But I screamed out... "I know Concho!"

We had a good laugh after that.

[Holden McGroin]

the rest of it maybe, but 120 in a VW minibus?  yeah right....

[Helrazr1]

Originally posted by Benny Moore
 The accompanying $10,000 dollars in increased insurance rates is not.  
.

Now, I've seen a couple of posts of yours touting that your insurance went up $10000.  I personally think that's crap.  I think that it's an embellishment on your part, and not a little one.  What kind of citation was it exactly?  I got a DUI one time in which i received 3 seperate charges.  I got DUI, DUI.16 (for blowing more than 2 times the legal limit), and Reckless Endangerment (for having people in the car with me when I did it).
My insurance went up a whopping $400 per year.  So I ask, what exactly did you do, run into a crowded market of people and kill about 10?  If you're gonna make stuff up, at least make it not so obvious.

As for the BS you're spouting about the so-called "dirty cops", once again, crap.  My wife used to be a dispatcher for the local Sheriffs Dept here, and as a result, I think i've ridden along with over half of them.  Almost all of them are the same.  They don't want to have to write tickets, they use the speed for PC to pull you over to check for warrants, drugs, etc.  The only reason that they give tickets is if you are doing something completely moronic, or you are a real bellybutton during the course of the stop.  It seems to me that you don't realize, or don't care that your diarrhea of the mouth is doing nothing but offending the very people who make it the goal of their professional life to make sure that you're safe in your bed when you sleep at night.

So, to you sir, peddle your crap somewhere else.

To all of our LEO's here, a big

[Helrazr1]

Originally posted by dmf
Just a reminder to everybody, this tactic ONLY works with MALE police officers.

HA, anyone seen the new Danica Patrick commercial?  Classic, but after a quick search, didn't find it.  I'll look a little harder later.

[Vulcan]

Originally posted by Helrazr1
As for the BS you're spouting about the so-called "dirty cops", once again, crap.  My wife used to be a dispatcher for the local Sheriffs Dept here, and as a result, I think i've ridden along with over half of them.  Almost all of them are the same.  They don't want to have to write tickets, they use the speed for PC to pull you over to check for warrants, drugs, etc.  The only reason that they give tickets is if you are doing something completely moronic, or you are a real bellybutton during the course of the stop.  It seems to me that you don't realize, or don't care that your diarrhea of the mouth is doing nothing but offending the very people who make it the goal of their professional life to make sure that you're safe in your bed when you sleep at night.

So, to you sir, peddle your crap somewhere else.

To all of our LEO's here, a big

Just to make sure this is perfectly understood (and as opposed to Benny's posts), NZ cops HAVE to ticket you if you are pulled over for speeding. They also are not participating in regular drug busts, and if they fail to meet 'the-quotes-that-don't-exist' they get pulled from highway duties.

[Maverick]

Poor Vulcan