well, generally I read the entire thread before I post.  And when I have some witty comment for a particular post, I'll continue reading on, and by the time I'm done, I would've forgotten that witty comment.  
But believe me, You can't hide from me... I WILL read all your posts.  Just because I'm not posting, doesn't mean I'm not there.  
 
 
 Also, I don't know how to re-format the hard drive, reload the op sys... or install my drivers!!!  
Well, I TRY to install my drivers, but whenever I do, something goes horribly horribly wrong.  And then they forget what they were doing and don't install after I restart computer. 
Kind of like how I post.
As for the.. ehem, viruses...
...  It wasn't me?