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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2007, 02:00:07 AM »



The amount of the ghey in this thread is staggering. Studies have shown those against the ghey enough to shout about it are themselves for giving. While those who care about defending the ghey enough to post about it are the recieving types.

Personally I do not care they were decent books but not as entertaining as the stuff Clancy churns out. So I will be backing out of this thread and letting you all pair up.
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« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2007, 05:50:17 AM »
Ok, if you think that hamster needs a size 14 boot sole on its head, what's the sexual inuendo in that? :lol

Storch, it's not that they insist on being seen per se but just consequent to their putzy character.
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« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2007, 11:02:45 AM »
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Albus Dumbledore was gay.



Am I the only one that sees the name "Al Gore" no matter how many times I read that name?

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« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2007, 11:18:17 AM »
The amount of concern I have for the sexual orientation of a fictional character in a book of fantasy fiction is about 5 points below zilch. :huh
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« Reply #79 on: October 21, 2007, 11:24:50 AM »
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It wasn't in the literature, as you've just stated.  



he's a old man who enjoys wearing robes...stand him in front of a altar, and nobody would be suprised at all...
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« Reply #80 on: October 21, 2007, 03:07:33 PM »
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Ok, if you think that hamster needs a size 14 boot sole on its head, what's the sexual inuendo in that? :lol

Storch, it's not that they insist on being seen per se but just consequent to their putzy character.
I don't agree.  a good portion of my customer base is homosexual.  the older ones (fifty plus) generally don't seem to be as flamboyant.  though they co-habitate they observe decorum so their homosexuality is respected by me as a personal lifestlye preferrence.  the younger ones seem to have a higher percentage of in your face flamboyancy that is disconcerting to most normal people.
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« Reply #81 on: October 21, 2007, 06:59:42 PM »
So how did you get into the Butt Butter buisness, Storch? This explains a lot of things...
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« Reply #82 on: October 21, 2007, 07:09:31 PM »
Popcorn..............get your Popcorn!
Peanuts here.........Get your peanuts!
Lawn chair rentals.....get your lawn chairs!
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« Reply #83 on: October 21, 2007, 07:20:13 PM »
i'll take a chili dog an a beer.
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« Reply #84 on: October 21, 2007, 07:20:34 PM »
no it's simple math.  homosexuals have more discreationary income than hetero couples because they can't have children ( you don't have kids correct?).  they are also much more fearful than normal people so they are more likely to spend large sums of money on stuff like perimeter security and access controls, or move to belize to frolic with the natives.
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« Reply #85 on: October 21, 2007, 07:21:59 PM »
That's Belize with a capitol "B".
Check out the cabana I'm renting. $65 bucks a night.:cool:
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« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2007, 08:13:14 PM »
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Personally, I think the whole series of novels, and everything they entail, is gay. Gay of the highest order. And I don't mean that "gay is bad" use either, I mean that "it is a homosexual book that bums other books of the same sex" meaning.[/QUOTE

this about covers it.
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« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2007, 09:05:51 PM »
Slightly off topic, but clearly related:

When I see or meet someone, I don’t think about: what their religion may be, what their race may be, what their favorite sports team may be or what their sexual orientation may be.  If I learn any of the above about a person, I certainly don’t get all huffy about it either…  Honestly, it just baffles me why people care so much; I just don’t get it.  

When you learn someone is gay, does your brain go into a weird automated mode and force itself to imagine them having sex?  If so, that must kind of suck (no pun intended).  I do find gay sex gross.  I also find sex between fat people gross as well.  In fact, a lot of hetero people do all kinds of things that I really don’t want to picture.  That being the case, I just don’t waste my time imagining pretty much anyone having sex.  

Or am I totally off here?  Can anyone explain why learning that someone is gay results in near instantaneous anger?
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« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2007, 10:13:12 PM »
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Slightly off topic, but clearly related:

When I see or meet someone, I don’t think about: what their religion may be, what their race may be, what their favorite sports team may be or what their sexual orientation may be.  If I learn any of the above about a person, I certainly don’t get all huffy about it either…  Honestly, it just baffles me why people care so much; I just don’t get it.  

When you learn someone is gay, does your brain go into a weird automated mode and force itself to imagine them having sex?  If so, that must kind of suck (no pun intended).  I do find gay sex gross.  I also find sex between fat people gross as well.  In fact, a lot of hetero people do all kinds of things that I really don’t want to picture.  That being the case, I just don’t waste my time imagining pretty much anyone having sex.  

Or am I totally off here?  Can anyone explain why learning that someone is gay results in near instantaneous anger?


LOL

I don't think it's anger as much as fear. I mean ... what if it's catching?

And watch it with the fatophobia, dude! I mean, c'mon. I want you picturing me having sex, dammit!

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« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2007, 10:25:57 PM »
I am thinking it is something like Moby Dick doing a 10 second flop on that Fat Socialist girl we all had in one of our highscool or college classes, you know the one where the blob had a more womanly figure and she always wore birkenstocks and that whole side of the class room had a strong odor of Cheese,Fish and BO.

I am not projecting nor am I disgusted by this thought as  much as I would be if it wasnt for Capt. Morgan having me back(not in that way you projecting homo:o ) By that I mean copius amounts of rum coursing through me system.
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