Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7568 times)

Wes14 · « **Reply #90 on:** February 03, 2008, 09:07:34 PM »

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Originally posted by SD67
That's all good, We'll do chilli all the time and have farting contests.

Granted, but your nothing is in the middle of something nasty.

I wish I had more orange drink

Granted, but that isn't orange juice.

And I wish to give my wish's bad luck to the next poster.

WWhiskey · « **Reply #91 on:** February 03, 2008, 09:26:53 PM »

Granted but nothing never come's!

texasmom · « **Reply #92 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:23:42 AM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
Granted, but the lead singer steals your wife/girlfriend and humiliates you onstage.

Hey, that was MY wish ~ not some guy's wish! LOL ~ ew!

Raptor · « **Reply #93 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:01:25 AM »

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Originally posted by Wes14
Granted, but that isn't orange juice.

And I wish to give my wish's bad luck to the next poster.

Granted, but that bad luck reveals itself when that person wishes the political candidate you support would win.

I wish I were more productive with my time.

Tac · « **Reply #94 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:07:42 AM »

granted. but by the time you became productive you ran out of time.

I wish Richard Simmons was elected president.

JB88 · « **Reply #95 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:15:40 AM »

granted, buy he is just the president of your fan club.

i wish i could live longer.

clerick · « **Reply #96 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:18:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Tac
granted. but by the time you became productive you ran out of time.

I wish Richard Simmons was elected president.

Granted. But shortly after selecting his cabinet from the fat ladies in his "sweatin' to the oldies" videos he declares martial law and suspends elections indefinitely.

I wish i had more wishes.

SD67 · « **Reply #97 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:01:10 AM »

Granted but they come with a 400lb dominatrix genie with a Luftwaffe leather fetish and Indiana Jones' whip.

I wish our 20 month old Daughter didn't know how to use a screwdriver

clerick · « **Reply #98 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:08:37 AM »

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Originally posted by SD67
I wish our 20 month old Daughter didn't know how to use a screwdriver

Granted. But now you have no use for all that vodka and OJ.

I wish that i wasn't so dang l337!

SD67 · « **Reply #99 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:14:04 AM »

Granted, you are now a 70 year old ex English teacher with cataracts and chronic incontinence.

I wish I had a 147cm Plasma screen TV

Coshy · « **Reply #100 on:** February 04, 2008, 06:25:14 AM »

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Originally posted by SD67
Granted, you are now a 70 year old ex English teacher with cataracts and chronic incontinence.

I wish I had a 147cm Plasma screen TV

Granted, but the cable is out .... FOREVER!

I wish I had a new car

Elfie · « **Reply #101 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:36:39 AM »

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Originally posted by Coshy
Granted, but the cable is out .... FOREVER!

I wish I had a new car

Granted, but it gets carjacked the next day.

I wish my 4 yr old could shut up for just 5 minutes......

texasmom · « **Reply #102 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:40:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Elfie
I wish my 4 yr old could shut up for just 5 minutes......

Granted, but the benadryl is only good for a 2 hour nap, and you're back to the noise in just another few minutes.

I wish it was the end of the day already.

WWhiskey · « **Reply #103 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:53:41 AM »

Granted but you live in AcesHigh and the sun also rises

texasmom · « **Reply #104 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:08:52 AM »

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Originally posted by WWhiskey
Granted but you live in AcesHigh and the sun also rises

Isn't that the pathetic truth. Post a wish WW.