The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread

[JBA]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of

[eskimo2]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen

[Barnes828]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant

[Shuffler]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.

[mensa180]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him

[Speed55]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"

[ROX]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

[Meatwad]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

How will you motivate voters

[DieAz]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

[Meatwad]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

[Donzo]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them."

[eskimo2]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk.”

[Meatwad]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

[texasmom]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that

[Meatwad]

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that

And then a viking appeared