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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« on: April 02, 2008, 07:17:39 AM »
I got this idea from a fishing BBS I belong to. The thread there is 85 pages long and has been active for about 3 years.
Here is how it works:

TELL A FIVE WORD STORY
Here's the way to tell a story.

The Rules:

1. Each participant must contribute ONLY five words to the story.

2. You may not contribute consecutively, wait a couple posts before adding another 5 words.

3. Grammatical conventions should be adhered to.

4. All punctuation marks do not add to the word count.

5. Anyone can end a sentance when they feel it appropriate by adding a period.

6. Make sure you are quick when posting. Seeing as we are all procrastinating, there is a slight chance that two people may post at the same time.

7. To add your 5 words, cut and paste the words from the post before you. Don't just quote the previous post because it will start to take up too much space. Cut, paste, add your 5 words.

Lets see if we can have some fun with it.
...and lets try not to get too personal and keep it light.

OK, I will start with the first 5 words

Saturday I will learn to

Offline Meatwad

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 07:30:40 AM »
eat lead based paint chips 


(This is gonna be fun) :rofl :cry
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 07:39:05 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes

(don't forget to copy and paste the first part:))

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 07:39:12 AM »
EDIT: Never mind, this is off to a dumb start, like as if people are just trying to see who can be less coherent.  There's no story.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 07:41:39 AM by Chairboy »
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 08:13:50 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry.
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 09:39:01 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 10:38:51 AM by C(Sea)Bass »

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 09:45:18 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. With biscuits and gravy too.
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 10:39:55 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 11:07:20 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 11:14:15 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 11:21:44 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 11:35:02 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?
       I looked at the calendar.
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 11:37:13 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing.

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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 11:45:25 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
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Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 11:49:47 AM »
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
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