You should probably note who that icon was, and what he was doing to encourage such a response. 
I might respond to the rest of this thread tomorrow night. Time for bed. Hitting the early waves tomorrow.
Scotch,
After learning the story of the lone con's infatuation with the Muppets, I suspect the Muppets would in turn judge the POTW and other lesser squads very harshly for ever succumbing to the attention addiction of a single disgruntled envious player. Especialy one who is not the equal of the least talented of your team. But he did start the altercation loaded with unjust inuendos about the honor of the Muppets. And if you are going to teach someone an unforgettable lesson in mannors for insulting you, don't just use one BFG9000, use the whole arsenal(Planet Busters included).
But that in turn begs a question: If you guys are everything you say you are, why bother to punish one looser who will never hold a candle to you?