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Offline Enker

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #75 on: June 12, 2009, 01:30:50 PM »
Quote from: rabbidrabbit on June 12, 2009, 08:33:51 AM
(620): Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
There is no one left. I recently checked the history, and lo and behold, 4chan's *pic* section.  :uhoh
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Offline Xasthur

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #76 on: June 14, 2009, 05:20:14 AM »
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(563): his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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Piercing related carnage is always funny.
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #77 on: June 14, 2009, 06:13:44 AM »
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(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
(617): dude are you serious?
(978): I know you already have a pic on your phone


Hahaha! Classic!
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Offline OOZ662

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #78 on: June 14, 2009, 12:54:57 PM »
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #79 on: June 17, 2009, 11:10:42 PM »
(313): i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #80 on: June 17, 2009, 11:50:39 PM »
(317)She Smelled Like Urine and We Ate Slow Roasted Goat In Silence
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #81 on: June 18, 2009, 01:41:11 AM »
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(716): All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #82 on: June 18, 2009, 07:33:22 AM »
(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...
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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2009, 10:47:55 PM »
(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

(404): Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #84 on: June 25, 2009, 11:29:17 AM »
(973): all we need is a web designer
(1-973): and a bunch of prostitutes
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(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #85 on: June 25, 2009, 04:18:51 PM »
Quote from: 1sum41 on June 25, 2009, 11:29:17 AM
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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Offline Mustaine

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #86 on: June 25, 2009, 10:02:47 PM »
OK I have read like 200 pages of these, but these finally got me



(502): WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!

and

 (919): Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #87 on: June 30, 2009, 05:13:18 AM »

(360): The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Replies (43) Good Night (1395) Bad Night (73) More from 360


(303): once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
(303): oh and he was serious.


Replies (26) Good Night (155) Bad Night (1443) More from 303
(202): if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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Offline AWwrgwy

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2009, 01:39:13 AM »
Sorry for the bump but:

(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
(716): do you not see the irony in that??



wrongway
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2009, 01:56:20 AM »
Quote from: AWwrgwy on August 23, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
Sorry for the bump but:

(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
(716): do you not see the irony in that??



wrongway

ROFL!!!  :rofl
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