cuz ill take it either way
I've heard that about you. Ack-Ack might be interested... if you don't mind using plenty of lotion.
Now, don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with batting from the other side of the plate now and again - for guys like you. I just question using this bbs as a place to do your cruising (or whatever it is you guys call it these days - and I mean that only in the most complimentary way). I mean. do you really want to roll out the brown carpet to the likes of these? First, given their high level of self-regard, you know that they're only going to want to talk about themselves all night. Second, when things get to things, well, computer gamers don't exactly have a reputation for stellar play in THAT arena, if you follow.
Now, Bar, I understand your need for expression even as I disdain the, how you say, "trouser piloting" for myself. I don't think my wife would like it and I'm a bit, uh, congenitally damage-prone for that kind of thing, but, as they say about the type, ellos tienen que jugar. However, I want to remind you: BE SAFE. This is more important if you're playing catcher during your, to coin a phrase, "inside baseball" games.
I don't want to pry but it does raise the question - when you engage in this type of activity, are you kicking or receiving? I'm thinking the WWI crowd might want to know, given that they're notoriously biplane-curious.
As for the rest of you, lock it up if you don't want to lose it. There appears to be a turd-burglar in the house.