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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2011, 12:17:20 AM »
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Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.

Fun fact, my little brother is in that game. #45 for Oregon State.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #76 on: July 28, 2011, 09:18:35 AM »
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2011, 10:21:02 AM »
Quote from: 5anders on July 24, 2011, 08:01:39 AM
I dumped a girl one time because she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and said, "that's where your baby is going to be."   :eek:  After that I was afraid she was going to sabotage me.  I believe I was 17 at the time.  Yeah... F that noise.

+1 as well and for some other screwed up reasons that I found out shortly thereafter.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #78 on: July 28, 2011, 10:28:44 AM »
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It's actually NOT Kentucky. We went on a wrestling trip to Tennessee and I chatted with some of the other wrestlers from different counties all over the South. (Tenn, KY, WV, Georgia, etc).

Oh so the other wrestlers were from West Virginia?  :devil
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #79 on: July 28, 2011, 06:59:40 PM »
Actually, the kid I talked to was from a team of 5 kids from Alabama.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #80 on: July 28, 2011, 07:22:06 PM »
She had man hands.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #81 on: July 29, 2011, 12:26:26 AM »
Quote from: grizz441 on July 28, 2011, 07:22:06 PM
She had man hands.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #82 on: July 29, 2011, 12:30:14 AM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 28, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Actually, the kid I talked to was from a team of 5 kids from Alabama.
Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in Alabama?
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #83 on: July 29, 2011, 09:51:20 AM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on July 29, 2011, 12:30:14 AM
Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in Alabama?

I dunno, but in KY you can marry your second cousin (I think).  :bolt:
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #84 on: July 29, 2011, 10:57:21 AM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 29, 2011, 09:51:20 AM
I dunno, but in KY you can marry your second cousin (I think).  :bolt:
Good for me cause I got 4 super hot cousins  :rock  :rofl
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #85 on: July 29, 2011, 11:31:12 AM »
True story she dident like BBQ whooooo dosent like BBQ.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #86 on: July 29, 2011, 11:45:56 AM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on July 29, 2011, 10:57:21 AM
Good for me cause I got 4 super hot cousins  :rock  :rofl

reeeer erreeer rewind. you may want to think about that statement a little more.  insest is not acceptable. but, posting 4 pictures of your cousins would be. :D
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #87 on: July 29, 2011, 12:52:48 PM »
Quote from: NatCigg on July 29, 2011, 11:45:56 AM
reeeer erreeer rewind. you may want to think about that statement a little more.  insest is not acceptable. but, posting 4 pictures of your cousins would be. :D
what about inCest, or Wincest?
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #88 on: July 29, 2011, 12:53:45 PM »
I believe in most states you can marry your first cousin.  post the pictures we'll tell u if they're right for you  :D.

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edit: looked it up found this funny: Only double first cousins prohibited from getting married: North Carolina. I had to look up double first cousins. What's that? It's when "two siblings reproduce with another set of siblings"... their children are all double first cousins.

So, if a girl and her sister are out and meet two brothers, they pair off, have sex, and each couple produces a baby... those kids couldn't get married in North Carolina.

And since that seems exceedingly rare, I ask you, North Carolina: Why bother? Is this just a token effort not to make my "Anything Goes!" list below? This is like saying you're giving up alcohol, but only giving up Sam Adams Winter Lager.
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