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Offline jimbo71

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2012, 07:27:49 PM »

Actual WWII German pilot transcript: August 16, 1943


DIETER: I am so sick unt tired of this freekin' war.... Oh sheiss!  Bandit 2 o'clock high!  :x

HELMUT: Ja I see him

DIETER: Bandit is diving!  Vee must take evasive maneuvers!

HELMUT: Nein... vatch dis

DIETER:  Helmut!  Vaht are you doing?!?!  :eek:

(inaudible / aircraft engine revs / thump thump thump BOOM!)   :airplane:

DIETER: Helmut!  You shot dat pilot in der face with your taaayters!

HELMUT: Heh Heh Heh   :devil

DIETER: Vaht vas that?  Vaht about zee air combat maneuvers? 

HELMUT: Dat vas a maneuver

DIETER: Vaht if the Fuhrer finds out..... Oh Commander Goring is not going to like zis!

HELMUT: Schkrew Goring!  (inaudible)

DIETER:  Do you fahget zee training?

HELMUT:  Vaht training?  Dey gave us a book... undt mine vahs missing pages!

DIETER:  Vee are only to spritze from der 6 o'clock!

HELMUT:  SchKrew dat, he vas trying to kill me Dummkopf!  It's not like I was playing a simulator undt a komputer vere I have unlimited supply of lives undt planes!

DIETER: Vahts a komputer?

HELMUT: Nevah mind (inaudible)  :mad:

WING COMMANDER WOLFGANG:  Vaht is going on ovah here?

DIETER / HELMUT: Nooooothing!   :uhoh :uhoh
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Offline greens

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2012, 07:57:33 PM »
I greens akgreens akgreeny greeny sure does miss hoing yall enemies  :cry and i cannot wait to comeback and ho u inda face summore.  :t 
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Offline Melvin

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2012, 08:31:41 PM »
Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire...








...and I killed a guy with a trident.
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Offline wil3ur

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2012, 09:36:44 PM »
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...   :noid
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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2012, 10:14:27 PM »
Quote from: wil3ur on February 22, 2012, 09:36:44 PM
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...   :noid
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Offline KoW

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2012, 11:06:30 PM »
Best part, it is posted. Your the idiot you try to look under films? LMFAO
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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2012, 11:11:38 PM »
Or like I said last night, glad you can count to 2 maybe look at the friendlies around you. Can you count that high?
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Offline KoW

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2012, 11:17:03 PM »
I will post the whole film, cause I never said I was there I said I got there like 15 seconds after which you will see, have 45 min of you crying. Glad you started a thread about yourself, crack kills man. Lol

Never once said I was there, get your facts strait!
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Offline Noir

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2012, 05:14:59 AM »
round 2, FIGHT ! I like this thread :)
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Offline 68ZooM

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2012, 05:37:20 AM »
Finish HIM ! ! !
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Offline Wagger

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2012, 05:56:06 AM »
The greatest thing about the HO rant and discussions is that they accomplish nothing.  Life goes on, there will always be HO's, rumors of HO's followed by irate rants and accusations.  You got to love it. :bhead
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Offline 4deck

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2012, 06:01:29 AM »
*opens the door, and about faces.
*shuts door
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Offline mechanic

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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2012, 06:24:12 AM »
Quote from: Melvin on February 22, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire...








...and I killed a guy with a trident.


Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that Rick, you should probably lay low for a while
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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2012, 11:03:35 AM »
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Re: idiots the world is FULL of idiots
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2012, 11:34:53 AM »
Quote from: mechanic on February 23, 2012, 06:24:12 AM

Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that Rick, you should probably lay low for a while
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