Actual WWII German pilot transcript: August 16, 1943
DIETER: I am so sick unt tired of this freekin' war.... Oh sheiss! Bandit 2 o'clock high!

HELMUT: Ja I see him
DIETER: Bandit is diving! Vee must take evasive maneuvers!
HELMUT: Nein... vatch dis
DIETER: Helmut! Vaht are you doing?!?!

(inaudible / aircraft engine revs / thump thump thump BOOM!)

DIETER: Helmut! You shot dat pilot in der face with your taaayters!
HELMUT: Heh Heh Heh

DIETER: Vaht vas that? Vaht about zee air combat maneuvers?
HELMUT: Dat vas a maneuver
DIETER: Vaht if the Fuhrer finds out..... Oh Commander Goring is not going to like zis!
HELMUT: Schkrew Goring! (inaudible)
DIETER: Do you fahget zee training?
HELMUT: Vaht training? Dey gave us a book... undt mine vahs missing pages!
DIETER: Vee are only to spritze from der 6 o'clock!
HELMUT: SchKrew dat, he vas trying to kill me Dummkopf! It's not like I was playing a simulator undt a komputer vere I have unlimited supply of lives undt planes!
DIETER: Vahts a komputer?
HELMUT: Nevah mind (inaudible)

WING COMMANDER WOLFGANG: Vaht is going on ovah here?
DIETER / HELMUT: Nooooothing!
