Phasers “Avoid the HO secret”
I have, after trying many different maneuvers, found a sure way to avoid the HO and here it is!
Clime out to 10 to 15K.
At the first sign of an HO, that is some one driving right at you like a nut ball, turn fast (anyway you want) and head for the deck.
Fly out of the engagement area at mach 2.5 and don’t look back.
Clime out to 10 to 15 K and try again.
Never, never, never go back right away. The gamer (not a pilot) will try to HO at every turn. Once a gamer try’s an HO on you, he, she, it will do it at every pass.
Phasers “Vulching for the week minded”
Pop up on the runway and sit there.
Don’t roll or try to take off.
Let the goony goo goo kill you.
Pop up on the runway and let him do it again.
As this is going on start letting everyone know that that a vulcher is getting kills at your base and you need them to come over and kill him. There is nothing more fun than to let a gamer vulch you and get 10 free kills and watch his butt get waxed. You can here him cry all the way home! If by some fluke he manages to land them, do not make any comments, no congrats, nothing. These kill will mean nothing, as they were given to the gamer, not earned.
This will only work in the CT, and only if we fly as a team.
OK, I have to go back to the MA now and Vulch someone with an HO!
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Remember the Hawk!
