Instead of spending your money on Commie guns you should spend your money on one of those Commie chicks that advertise on the Internet. Much more entertaining, plus you can spank em if you like.
guns actually increase in value as they age.
you can ignore them for weeks and they don't make a sound.
you only have to feed them right before you use them.
you can own as many as you like and the others don't mind
you can borrow one from a friend and nobody gets pissed
if a gun catches you with another gun it won't use a woman on you, the reverse isn't true.