Well I am a lazy guy.
If my plane skids 10 feet from the runway, my pilot would not want to WALK the distance, but rather shoot him self

I land a lot on the runway, breaking every part that is breakable

First the prop hits the ground, and there goes the engine.
Now I can see I have too much speed, so I stear to the side holding the break, and the plane tilts on the wing, that snaps off.
After skidding around the runway, loosing different parts, I get a "landed successfully" (but spelt correctly).
They should change THAT in stead
"You have 'landed' but the mechanics beat you up, and yor co grounded you for ever"