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Offline Krusher

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« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2005, 11:52:15 AM »
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If you're serious, invest in a dog. It's the best deterrent a homeowner can buy.


agreed... if nothing it can slow the intruder down long enough for you to react.

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« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2005, 02:22:58 PM »
my guns don't sniff everyones crotch and crap all over the place and need babysitters when I want to leave.

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« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2005, 02:29:58 PM »
Two very large dogs
29 guns
Very good alarm system.
Live in a gated community.
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2005, 02:36:59 PM »
You live in a prison that allows you to own guns and dogs?

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« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2005, 02:41:22 PM »
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my guns don't sniff everyones crotch and crap all over the place and need babysitters when I want to leave.

lazs


I'll concede that there's a downside to responsible canine ownership.

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« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2005, 02:43:37 PM »
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You live in a prison that allows you to own guns and dogs?

lazs


Partner I live in the great state of Texas we invinted guns and dogs LOL
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« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2005, 03:01:47 PM »
the mere sight of me causes the weak to tremble, break down and cry and the valient to flee.

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« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2005, 03:04:47 PM »
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Partner I live in the great state of Texas we invited guns and dogs LOL


Invite them to do what?

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« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2005, 03:11:19 PM »
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Invite them to do what?


Thank you for bringing my error to my attention.
Now don't you have a flower arrangement that needs your expert
attention.

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« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2005, 03:16:35 PM »
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JoOwen, it's not how much you weigh, it's how much you benchpress.
I suggest you join a gym and start pumping iron.
Most gyms also offer kickboxing or tae-kwan-do classes.


Benchpress?  LMFAO.  You really ARE as dumb as you type.

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« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2005, 03:30:29 PM »
I have relatives and friends in the Triads. Guns, dogs, alarms, martial arts, weight-lifting, living in gated communities and the rest of that paranoid paraphenalia are just crutches for the socially inept. Get connected. :D
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« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2005, 03:35:17 PM »
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I have relatives and friends in the Triads. Guns, dogs, alarms, martial arts, weight-lifting, living in gated communities and the rest of that paranoid paraphenalia are just crutches for the socially inept. Get connected. :D



Oh yeah!
Well my cousin morty in the Jewish mafia can take all you little triad twerps anyday LOL.

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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2005, 03:36:45 PM »
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JoOwen, it's not how much you weigh, it's how much you benchpress.
I suggest you join a gym and start pumping iron.
Most gyms also offer kickboxing or tae-kwan-do classes.



Where have you been man!
Everyone knows it's not how much you bench press.
It's how much you can squat.:rolleyes:

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« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2005, 03:40:19 PM »
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hang NRA paraphenalia all over your house. and yard.


Bad, bad, bad....   Criminals like guns and will wait till you're not at home to pay a visit.

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« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2005, 03:44:03 PM »
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Bad, bad, bad....   Criminals like guns and will wait till you're not at home to pay a visit.


Then they have to deal with a couple of 120lb Akita's swinging from there testicles.