Originally posted by GtoRA2
I have never in my life hit a women, nor willl I ever.
Neither have I. If I may just mention the 4 letter F word which I know you have trouble with - FACT. On a point of FACT, I have no criminal record, will not be getting one any time soon, and even spent last weekend with Tomato, who was very happy to see me.

Sometimes you need to look at the FACTS properly, and understand that every story has 2 sides, and also understand human (female) behaviour - granted, that can be hard. Geez, it scares me to think that you were once thinking of being a cop, based on your apparent limited mental faculties. As for understanding women, I can see that you don't get much practice. Still, that's hardly surprising for someone who looks like you.