arlo...Like I said... desperate, needy kinda humor.. relax, you don't have to prove it all the first day. Or even the first week...
Heck... maybe even your little references to old war movies and science ficton novels means your bright or well read. Hard to say. But then... maybe it just means you lack imagination. only time will tell.
So, to summarize..... maybe you are a great guy that is a little wound up or.... maybe..yu are a desperate, needy, unfunny amazinhunk who lacks imagination and is prone to plagerism. I will reserve judgement... Now, hows that for fair?
lazs