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Offline weazel

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Since Bush became president...
« on: January 13, 2003, 09:25:34 PM »
The economy has gone to hell.

Millions of people have lost their jobs.

Millions of families lost half of their life savings.

Millions of about-to-retire seniors have had to keep working.

The stock market has gone down like Paula Jones.

We donated a spy plane from the future to China, and begged their forgiveness saying we were "sorry," "very sorry," then "very, very sorry," for getting shot down.

Meanwhile, President Weak & Stupid wondered if those fighting men had Bibles...

Enron fat cats were driving one of our submarines and murdered nine Japanese kids.

Bush declared a war against "terra," that will last until the Treasury is completely empty.

Bush said we have to invade Iraq and topple Saddam, but can't explain why.

You can't get on an airplane these days without a Federal reach-around.

The US Constitution says whatever Ashcroft and the alcoholic says it says.

There's a secret, shadow government in place that we're not allowed to ask about.

The press has turned into full-time Bush glorificators.

Clinton continues to be blamed for everything from Pearl Harbor to the Pompeii eruption.

Democratic Senators keep falling out of the sky.

September 11th happened after Dim Son took another month-long vacation.

India and Pakistan almost got into a nuclear exchange

North Korea is threatening us with nuclear blackmail.

...and we have the stupidest president in history.
 
...and the only thing Bush's paid-for potatos in the American media want to focus on is, "Who was that mystery blonde caught talking to Bill Clinton at that party in Manhattan?"


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Since Bush became president...
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2003, 09:46:09 PM »
And you believe this crap...

                                You really are a dweeb....
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Offline weazel

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Uh-huh
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2003, 09:58:09 PM »
Feel free to refute any part of it...but theres no need to call me names.

You've already lost the battle.  ;)


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And you believe this crap...

                                You really are a dweeb....

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Since Bush became president...
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2003, 09:59:46 PM »
DETH TO AMREEKA!!!
DETH TO GREAT SATAN BOSH!!!

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Since Bush became president...
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2003, 10:01:35 PM »
who wants an "october revolution" here?

Offline Ike 2K#

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Since Bush became president...
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2003, 10:02:57 PM »
life was way better when clinton was still the prezz of the US of A!!!

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Re: Since Bush became president...
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2003, 10:04:14 PM »
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Originally posted by weazel
The economy has gone to hell.

Millions of people have lost their jobs.

Millions of families lost half of their life savings.

Millions of about-to-retire seniors have had to keep working.

The stock market has gone down like Paula Jones.

We donated a spy plane from the future to China, and begged their forgiveness saying we were "sorry," "very sorry," then "very, very sorry," for getting shot down.

Meanwhile, President Weak & Stupid wondered if those fighting men had Bibles...

Enron fat cats were driving one of our submarines and murdered nine Japanese kids.

Bush declared a war against "terra," that will last until the Treasury is completely empty.

Bush said we have to invade Iraq and topple Saddam, but can't explain why.

You can't get on an airplane these days without a Federal reach-around.

The US Constitution says whatever Ashcroft and the alcoholic says it says.

There's a secret, shadow government in place that we're not allowed to ask about.

The press has turned into full-time Bush glorificators.

Clinton continues to be blamed for everything from Pearl Harbor to the Pompeii eruption.

Democratic Senators keep falling out of the sky.

September 11th happened after Dim Son took another month-long vacation.

India and Pakistan almost got into a nuclear exchange

North Korea is threatening us with nuclear blackmail.

...and we have the stupidest president in history.
 
...and the only thing Bush's paid-for potatos in the American media want to focus on is, "Who was that mystery blonde caught talking to Bill Clinton at that party in Manhattan?"



let me sum this up in a sentence...........

Like father, like son;)

Offline Innominate

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Re: Since Bush became president...
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2003, 10:07:07 PM »
lol
Nice to see some humorous posts.

Offline weazel

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Gee Funked
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2003, 10:18:44 PM »
There's something immoral about delegating your ability to think to someone else.

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DETH TO AMREEKA!!!
DETH TO GREAT SATAN BOSH!!!

Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2003, 10:30:03 PM »
Must say I bit before I saw this troll....
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Offline Ike 2K#

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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2003, 10:36:14 PM »
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DETH TO AMREEKA!!!
DETH TO GREAT SATAN BOSH!!!


go to russia and see what i'm talking about

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Troll?
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2003, 10:40:35 PM »
The only part of the original post not true is the line about chimpy being stupid...there's never been a more cunning dirt-bag in the White House in US history.


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Must say I bit before I saw this troll....

Offline Ike 2K#

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2003, 10:49:56 PM »
how will US of A gonna go to war against iraq if bush's tax cuts were implemented?

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2003, 10:50:55 PM »
Weazel,

How many of the above events would have been different if Gore had been in office?  Would he have managed the crisis of the economy and the crisis of 9/11 any better?

How would HE handle Saddam and North Korea?  Would Gore have continued the policies of the Clinton administration?  Those policies were not exactly crowned with success, especially considering the fact that the North Koreans continued their nuclear program even after promising The Prez that they would not do so.

"Enron fat cats were driving a submarine and killed 9 Japanese kids."  Riigghhtt!!  I can definitely see where that would be the President's fault.

The stock market is in a nose dive.  Definitely Bush's fault.  The devastation of one of our major economic institutions during 9/11 had nothing to do with it, nor did an international depression.  The Japanese stock market being in the same shape has no relevance to this situation.

Bush HAS explained why we need to invade Iraq, but you weren't listening.

You certainly can't get on a plane these days without a Federal reach-around, but would any sensible person have it any other way, given the reality of the terrorist attacks.  What would you do different?  

The U.S. Constitution is constantly being re-interpreted by the court appointees of the current administration and the attorney general.  Are you referring to the rulings on the second amendment or to the new law enforcment measures implemented to stem the terrorist attacks?  Some changes had to be made.  What would you do different, if anything?

The secret shadow government.  You keep mentioning that.  Where do you get your information?  From the Drahain Report?  Or are you just BS'ing for effect?  Proof, my man, proof...otherwise that just sounds silly.

Conservatives have been complaining for years about liberal bias in the press.  Were you one of the liberals who snickered at the absurdity of that complaint?  Do you truly believe that they are pro-Bush?  Couldn't it be possible that the press, not wanting to divide the country during these turbulent times, have put away their axes to show support for the administrations efforts to make the country more secure?

Clinton.  My My.  Very little is actually said about him in the press anymore.  About the only time you hear anyone complaining about him is here on these boards, which is hardly an earth-shaking or newsworthy event.

Democratic senators keep falling out of the sky.  I'm kinda tired, so may you better explain that one to me.

Even when a President takes a vacation he isn't really on vacation. He is still in contact with government and security leaders.  Besides, it was a month long vacation.

India and Pakistan did NOT get into a nuclear exchange.  They had a border dispute.  If there had been an actual nuclear exchange I think the rest of the world would still be talking about it.  What this has to do with Bush is beyond me.

North Korea is threatening us with nuclear blackmail.  No argument about this.  Any president would have his hands full trying to form a plan to handle it.  But I strongly suspect that nothing the Bush administration does will satisfy you.  How would YOU handle it?

A man you admire once said of George Bush, "Do not underestimate this man."  Why do you continue to do so?  Offer constructive criticism if you must, but leave off the vitriolic remarks.  They cheapen your position.

Shuckins

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Since Bush became president...
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2003, 11:53:34 PM »
...weazel, should you be discovered in the course of your mission, we shall have to disavow all knowledge of you actions...
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.