I really don't like these either but I've got one...a certain person who is a Spit 16 pilot and thinks he is uber 1337, calls people cowards and makes excuses for every time he dies got to me again a few nights ago.
Was cruisin' around in my 234 as normal, doing my normal thing of screwin with people till one takes my bait. Got a couple kills. Then, I get one who tried to Ho over and over, finally he took it and got on my six, he got my engine oil but I took his wing out. Hah, whatdayaknow, guess who it is.
you dont see this.
Then I see "Nice pick, but you aren't going to land that!" on 200. Well first, how is shootin someone from their 12o'c a pick. Told him he only got me engine oil. Then he said "Whatever yuo say coward, fight me in a real man's plane."

. So I landed my 3 kills and didn't hear a peep from him directed to me, except him dying and thumping his chest when he got a kill or 2 in his Spixteen.
Up a D3A off the CV off the coast going Spit hunting. I was merging with a Spit 16 but he did not Ho so he obviously wasn't my friend. Got in a small turn with a P39 and pinged him a bit. Saw a friendly A6m go for a Ho shot with a Spit 16, both fired, both missed miserably (remember this) and the A6M augered. The Spit 16 then turned on me and tried a Ho attempt. Obviously me getting in a D3A with 2 Pea shooters, got behind him but took a few minutes to down him. His wing got taken off as he whacked a tree and I got the kill. Guess who!
He then said he was damaged when Hoing the A6M and that I should get in a man's plane. (Seriously, what's his idea of a man's plane? I flew a plane with no front guns, and a plane with 2 front pea shooters, with him being in a Spit 16...)
While I was flying home I got a kill (probably the P39) and landed on the CV with my 2 kills. He said on 200 then, "Only 2? You must really suck!". Again,

. 2 pea shooters...so I just squelched him and ended it there.
Now I've killed said person countless times with my 234 vs his Spit16 and the only time he's gotten the kill on me was while I was on final after he PW'd my 234 in a Ho attempt and I got Host connection Lost message.